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GHETTO RESUME

On June 25, 2009, in WTF!!, by YaBoyMartell
 

 

 

 

 

GHETTO RESUME

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rozonda LaQueets “Pookie” Jenkins

2036 South Side Skreet Projects

Compton, CA 11122

 
 

 

 

Phone: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15

 

 

 

th.

 

 

 

 

 

OBJECTIVE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To one day fulfill my dream of becoming a SoulTrain Dancer and, you know, just gittin my life

together and stuff. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist in the ‘hood.’

 

 

 

 

 

SKILLS

 

 

 

 

 

I do hurh and nails in my kitchen and I use my glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and

stuff. I do braids in any texture or color; synthetic or human hurh.

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDUCATION

 

 

 

 

 

The “GET YOURS” Home Correspondence Course, INC

Big Mamma’s House of Hair ‘N Nails “N Fried Chicken “N Stuff

extensions don in a year’s time)

 

 
 

 

 

 
(Gradiated with honors for themost
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WORK EXPERIENCE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

January 10, 1999-January 30, 1999

  
 

 

 

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IG DADDY’S MOTEL MOTOR LODGE BAR AND GRILL POOL HALL AND BAIT “N TACKLESHOP

 

 

 

 

 

Reason for leaving; I got sick ’n tired of Big Daddy hittin on me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

March 1, 1999-November 1, 1999

  
 

 

 

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HE GOLDEN TOOTH DENTAL AND JEWELRY EMPORIUM

 

 

 

 

 

I loveded this job cuz they gave me a free toof ary monf and now I can spell my baby daddy name but

they done up and fired me cuz I let one of my homeboys sniff the laughing gas. He just smelt it, he

don’t do drugs no mo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

November 2, 1999-November 10, 1999

  
 

 

 

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Y BABY DADDY’S DAY CA4RE CENTER CAR WASH AND BARBER SHOP

 

 

 

 

 

Reason for leaving: They tried to work a sistuh ta deaf and I got thangs ta do

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

November 12, 1999-November 14, 1999

  
 

 

 

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IM FUNG TOI’S HOUSE OF RICE AND SKRIMPS AND STUFF

 

 

 

 

 

Reason for Leaving: You don’t even wanna know

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

November 18, 1999-November 19, 1999

  
 

 

 

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IMMY’S JHERI CURLS AND MOTOR LUBE

 

 

 

 

 

Reason for leaving: Hospitalized for spine injury when I slpped on an overflow of activator

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

December 2, 1999-December 2, 1999

 

 

 

 

 

T was a patient too.)

Reason for leaving: Center closed down cuz Tina Turner done refused Ike’s request to give a benefit

concert and donate the money to Ike. Ike say Tina done got beside haself since she a big star and

arythang. He say he remember when she was Anna Mae Bullock from Nut Bush, Tennessee.

 

 
 

 

 

 
HE IKE TURNER PIMP SLAP RECOVERY CENTER (They have lovely commodations; yes I worked there and
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

REFERENCES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LaWanda Jenkins (from up the skreet)

Hezakiah Clevestus “The Playa” Jones (my homie’s cuzzin’s babydaddy)

The Right Reverend Aliza Benjarmin “Ineedadrank” O’grady (pastor of the Greater Mt. Carmel

Church of God in Christ Kingdom Hall of Our Lady of Saints Holy Rosary Latter Day Seventh Advent

Saints Episcapaleen Sanctified Non-Denominational Baptist Church Inc., a not-for-profit agency.)

here iz my myspace picture!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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