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Rozonda LaQueets “Pookie†Jenkins
2036 South Side Skreet Projects
Compton, CA 11122
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Phone: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15
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OBJECTIVE
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To one day fulfill my dream of becoming a SoulTrain Dancer and, you know, just gittin my life
together and stuff. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist in the ‘hood.’
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SKILLS
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I do hurh and nails in my kitchen and I use my glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and
stuff. I do braids in any texture or color; synthetic or human hurh.
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EDUCATION
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The “GET YOURS†Home Correspondence Course, INC
Big Mamma’s House of Hair ‘N Nails “N Fried Chicken “N Stuff
extensions don in a year’s time)
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WORK EXPERIENCE
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January 10, 1999-January 30, 1999
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IG DADDY’S MOTEL MOTOR LODGE BAR AND GRILL POOL HALL AND BAIT “N TACKLESHOP
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Reason for leaving; I got sick ’n tired of Big Daddy hittin on me.
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March 1, 1999-November 1, 1999
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HE GOLDEN TOOTH DENTAL AND JEWELRY EMPORIUM
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I loveded this job cuz they gave me a free toof ary monf and now I can spell my baby daddy name but
they done up and fired me cuz I let one of my homeboys sniff the laughing gas. He just smelt it, he
don’t do drugs no mo.
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November 2, 1999-November 10, 1999
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Y BABY DADDY’S DAY CA4RE CENTER CAR WASH AND BARBER SHOP
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Reason for leaving: They tried to work a sistuh ta deaf and I got thangs ta do
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November 12, 1999-November 14, 1999
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IM FUNG TOI’S HOUSE OF RICE AND SKRIMPS AND STUFF
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Reason for Leaving: You don’t even wanna know
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November 18, 1999-November 19, 1999
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IMMY’S JHERI CURLS AND MOTOR LUBE
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Reason for leaving: Hospitalized for spine injury when I slpped on an overflow of activator
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December 2, 1999-December 2, 1999
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Reason for leaving: Center closed down cuz Tina Turner done refused Ike’s request to give a benefit
concert and donate the money to Ike. Ike say Tina done got beside haself since she a big star and
arythang. He say he remember when she was Anna Mae Bullock from Nut Bush, Tennessee.
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REFERENCES
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LaWanda Jenkins (from up the skreet)
Hezakiah Clevestus “The Playa†Jones (my homie’s cuzzin’s babydaddy)
The Right Reverend Aliza Benjarmin “Ineedadrank†O’grady (pastor of the Greater Mt. Carmel
Church of God in Christ Kingdom Hall of Our Lady of Saints Holy Rosary Latter Day Seventh Advent
Saints Episcapaleen Sanctified Non-Denominational Baptist Church Inc., a not-for-profit agency.)
here iz my myspace picture!

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