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One of the best Freestyle battles i’ve seen in a while MAD FUNNY!
“Massacre of the Bay: After the event is dramatically stopped, a small gathering takes place in the parking lot of the Jack London Inn. Reppin’ Atlanta, super producer and soulful lyricist Ness Lee makes the trip from the south to take on GTNW president Illmaculate. These two emcee’s demonstrate showmanship and endurance by battling at 4am AFTER the event, finishing what they came there to do.” – Grind TIme
Walmart has Everything!!!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, ‘My elbow hurts like heck. I guess I’d better see a doctor.’
‘Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,’ Mike replies.
‘There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart . Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.’
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours t he sample into the slot and waits.
Top 10 Tuesday: Worst Game Controllers
February 21, 2006 – Welcome to IGN’s new weekly countdown of the exceptional, fascinating and absurd, something we like to call Top 10 Tuesday. Every week we’ll feature the top ten games, characters, fashion statements or whatever else we can think of that in some way relates to gaming and its history. And just because it’s called Top 10 Tuesday doesn’t mean it’s always going to be a list of the best – we like to razz on stuff just the same as we praise it. From counting down the best consoles ever to revealing the worst use of fish heads in a videogame, this is where it’s at.
Today’s Top 10 focuses on some of the brilliantly terrible game controllers that shipped for game systems. Many of these were first-party, out-of-the-box concepts, while others were cash-in ideas from engineers that clearly either didn’t have a sense in their noggin, or they simply listened too much to their marketing department. Either way, these controllers are a bad bunch.
| 10. 5200 Controller |
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Though Nintendo didn’t truly innovate with analog control out of the box, at least the company got it right. Atari’s attempt two decades prior was just unbelievably half-assed – the company created an analog joystick that didn’t even center itself when released, and its engineers used material for its buttons that seemed to deteriorate at room temperature. The games were challenging, but not in a good sense…with this thing, trying to get Pitfall Harry to jump over a gap was just as difficult as trying to stop him from running to the right. |